7 - STFU please.

[deusexmechanic]

Attention all stuck up whiny-ass newcomers, repeat after me:

My pain belongs to the divine, it is the air, it is the water. It is also here to stay, so I promise to put a sock in it and not break out into public shouting matches over it while Harper is trying to sleep.

This I swear, in the hopes of not waking up one day only to find that my mouth has been nanowelded shut.

Amen.

[Private to the Admiral]

Hey, I'm thinking about starting on a personal project, I mean like, something sciency, that maybe me and Rex could do together, so, uh, could I have some materials please?

[What follows is a list of materials for making an escape pod :|]

Comments

Please don't eat my mongooses :c

[deusexmechanic.livejournal.com]

Sure, everyone loves hawks. They're very noble creatures.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT GIVING HIM A COBRA

[requiresssacrifice]

And so easy to train.

THE MONGOOSE WILL FIGHT BACK! Harper will equip it with laser sights :c

[deusexmechanic.livejournal.com]

Right.

Look, just out of curiosity, what exactly are you hoping to train it to do?

[requiresssacrifice]

...

Basic commands.