7 - STFU please.
Jan. 24th, 2010 07:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deusexmechanicAttention all stuck up whiny-ass newcomers, repeat after me:
My pain belongs to the divine, it is the air, it is the water. It is also here to stay, so I promise to put a sock in it and not break out into public shouting matches over it while Harper is trying to sleep.
This I swear, in the hopes of not waking up one day only to find that my mouth has been nanowelded shut.
Amen.
[Private to the Admiral]
Hey, I'm thinking about starting on a personal project, I mean like, something sciency, that maybe me and Rex could do together, so, uh, could I have some materials please?
[What follows is a list of materials for making an escape pod :|]
My pain belongs to the divine, it is the air, it is the water. It is also here to stay, so I promise to put a sock in it and not break out into public shouting matches over it while Harper is trying to sleep.
This I swear, in the hopes of not waking up one day only to find that my mouth has been nanowelded shut.
Amen.
[Private to the Admiral]
Hey, I'm thinking about starting on a personal project, I mean like, something sciency, that maybe me and Rex could do together, so, uh, could I have some materials please?
[What follows is a list of materials for making an escape pod :|]
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Have a pissed Luigi not saying anything, just GLARING
Date: 2010-01-24 08:07 pm (UTC)Harper gives you the finger, Luigi.
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Date: 2010-01-24 08:52 pm (UTC)That's exactly what he'd do, too :C
Date: 2010-01-24 08:53 pm (UTC)[AN ANGRY LOUD SCREECH FROM A HAWK INTERRUPTS HIM AND HE SIIIIGHS]
--have any escape pods.
See, now? Harper's going to MAKE an escape pod.
Date: 2010-01-24 09:02 pm (UTC)Good point.
[Pause]
So... still got that hawk?
Rex is gonna steal it :c
Date: 2010-01-24 09:03 pm (UTC)Not for long.
FU REX! Harper's not going to tell you about it :c
Date: 2010-01-24 09:11 pm (UTC)No, my good sir, FU
Date: 2010-01-24 09:32 pm (UTC)[After a moment's thought]
Whatever happened to the mongoose?
My RSVP reads: NO U
Date: 2010-01-24 09:48 pm (UTC)The mongoose... look, the mongoose has learned that if it comes too close to my work, it tastes the power tools. We're coexisting.
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Date: 2010-01-24 09:59 pm (UTC)Hmm. [WHAT? NO, HE ISN'T THINKING ABOUT LETTING THE HAWK LOOSE IN YOUR ROOM]
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Date: 2010-01-24 10:15 pm (UTC)Please don't eat my mongooses :c
Date: 2010-01-24 10:24 pm (UTC)THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT GIVING HIM A COBRA
Date: 2010-01-24 10:25 pm (UTC)THE MONGOOSE WILL FIGHT BACK! Harper will equip it with laser sights :c
Date: 2010-01-24 10:33 pm (UTC)Look, just out of curiosity, what exactly are you hoping to train it to do?
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Date: 2010-01-24 10:45 pm (UTC)Basic commands.
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Date: 2010-01-24 08:17 pm (UTC)That's creative.
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Date: 2010-01-25 12:34 am (UTC)He's a little thrown by someone approving of his threats.
Date: 2010-01-25 01:11 am (UTC)Hey, are you feeling okay?
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Date: 2010-01-25 02:22 am (UTC)Or something.
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Date: 2010-01-25 06:07 am (UTC)I'm Miss Parker. Was here before and now I'm fucking back in this charming little level of hell.
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Date: 2010-01-25 06:12 am (UTC)Well, welcome back to hell, Miss Parker. Dare I ask what you did to get your invitation here?
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Date: 2010-01-25 06:18 am (UTC)And I suppose being a fucking bitch didn't help matters either.
WORST, WARDEN, EVERRRRRRR
Date: 2010-01-25 06:29 am (UTC)Really! Heh!
Date: 2010-01-25 06:33 am (UTC)Do you drink, Harper?
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Date: 2010-01-25 05:26 am (UTC)How are you feeling Harper? Never got a chance to do a follow up with that damned flood.
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Date: 2010-01-25 06:10 am (UTC)How about you? We saw some nasty stuff aimed your way during that flood.
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Date: 2010-01-25 07:38 am (UTC)Fared better than most, I took care of the last of the damage the other day. It's a damned pain to work with a bum arm, I'll tell you that much.
GUILTY, GUILTY THREADJACK
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Date: 2010-01-26 03:31 am (UTC)Yeah, I bet running around after the dying troops is all kinda fun when you can only smack the upsides of heads half as effectively.
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:47 am (UTC)I made up for it in force. I think they got the message.
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