Voice post.

[deusexmechanic]

[Audio clicks on, and you are greeted with the loving sound of Seamus Harper, clearly half way through explaining something. He sounds slightly out of breath, whatever he’s been doing sounds kinda tiring.]

Okay, and don't worry too much about technique now, just push.

[Another voice responds... a voice that sounds suspiciously like Robert Capa...]

This...isn't going to work. It's too hard... here, you switch with me and we can try that way.


All right, okay, we'll try it both ways and just see what works for us... [There's the sound of a bit of fumbling between them] This isn't too much for you, right? I mean, I know this isn't something you've done before...

No, but, that's alright. I just...have to get used to it. [LONG PAUSE. Then Capa continues:] Watch your hands this time. Ready to try again?

Yeah, all right, try and move with me, okay? [There’s some heavy breathing and a slight grunt, before Harper hisses] Yessss, just like that! Come on!

I...can't... [There’s a slight scraping of furniture across floor] Shit... [A moment of hesitation.] Sorry...

Hey, don't apologize [Harper snickers slightly] It's not like that's never happened to me before. [There’s a brief pause, before he offers:] Lemme know when you're ready for round two, and we'll try again.

[You hear a soft sigh from Capa] I don't know if I can do it again. Can we take a break?

Don't worry, Capa. Just relax, okay? I'll do all the work now... [There’s another pause, as something MYSTERIOUS is done...] How does that feel?

Better. Just...don't stop.

[You can practically taste the smugness here.] Do it with me Baby!

[Capa lets out a grunt of pure exertion:] Don't... call me... that

[Harper responds with nothing but a long, exhausted groan. There’s a thud sound, and a bit of shuffling. Capa lets out a quick gasp, followed by a period of only a whisper. When Harper speaks near enough to the communicator again, he, once again, sounds smug.] You liked it though, right?

[Apparently, Capa isn’t giving him the satisfaction of confirming that:] I should probably get cleaned up before anything finds...this.

[There’s a slight exhalation of breath.] Trust me, no one'll even notice. My cabin's closer than yours, you wanna come over and grab a shower?"

Alright. Thanks, Harper.

[There’s a clatter of noise, as Harper obliviously grabs his journal, and the post ends.]




[OOC: THEY ARE NOT HAVING SEX. They're trying to force a coolant injection system into one of the vents in the engine room, Capa is new to this whole 'physical working on engines' thing, Harper is welcoming him to the fun world of hard work, and accidentally spilling oil over both of them.

also we just needed some hideous crack after all the srs bznss]

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[VIDEO]

[deusexmechanic.livejournal.com]

[Video clicks on, and you get Harper, he doesn't look like he just had some FABULOUS SEX. He looks like he just crawled out from underneath a car, his hair is all messy and he's fucking covered in smears of black oil.]

You trying to talk to me?

[Because he hasn't been broadcasting any of his kinky shit, thank you very much :c]

[VIDEO]

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

[Randal looks totally chill.]

Were you just having sex with a squid?

[VIDEO]

[deusexmechanic.livejournal.com]

Uh, no? I had a thing with this freaky chick with tentacles back on Seefra for a couple of nights, let's just say it's not a path I'm eager to walk again.

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[acid_rayne]

LOLOL