deusexmechanic: (Whaaaat?  Lol)
[personal profile] deusexmechanic
Ladies! Gentlemen! Variations upon that theme, yeah, you know who you are. Allow me to introduce myself;

I, the great, mighty, and modestly handsome Seamus Zelazney Harper, Master engineer and all around super genius, have agreed to a contract with your Admiral and from now on shall be serving on board in the position of Warden. Yeah, that’s right, pleased to meet you.

ENGINEER, YOU SAY?

Date: 2009-11-25 06:12 pm (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (HMM.)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
Your credentials are astounding, I'm sure.

ENGINEER INDEED!

Date: 2009-11-25 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
I'll have you know that my performance speaks for itself.

Date: 2009-11-25 07:15 pm (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Default)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
Really... Care to demonstrate?

Date: 2009-11-25 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Maybe. What'd you have in mind?

Date: 2009-11-25 07:46 pm (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (FUCK YOU DOCTOR WHO)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
That depends. What are your specialties?

Date: 2009-11-25 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Engines, electronics, artificial intelligence, weapons tech, bomb defusal and anything else that listens to my nano-welder more attentively than my charming turn of phrase.

NANO CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION

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Date: 2009-11-25 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playforsport.livejournal.com
Are you always so terribly diffident, Mr. Harper?

Date: 2009-11-25 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Baby, false modesty is just a crutch for those who need to hear other people's praise. I wouldn't play myself down any more than I'd expect someone as drop dead gorgeous as you to feel any need to go fishing for compliments.

That is to say, some things just come naturally, Miss...?

Date: 2009-11-25 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playforsport.livejournal.com
Lara Croft. And having told you my name, I would appreciate you using it rather than resorting to any overfamiliar alternatives.

Date: 2009-11-25 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
The lovely Lady Lara of the gorgeous and inter-generational house of Croft, I promise will use only whatever name you give me and maybe a few of my own besides.

Date: 2009-11-25 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playforsport.livejournal.com
...

Morbid curiosity demands that I ask whether this actually works on anyone.

Date: 2009-11-25 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Well, why don't you tell me, Lara?

3 to string out the flirting.

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Date: 2009-11-26 02:34 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yourunichase
Wow. Someone's fucking full of himself.

Date: 2009-11-26 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Someone happens to come from a background where if he wasn't the greatest thing to ever pop open a computer console, there'd be a lot more dead stinkin' meat floating about in the universe.

I'm not full of myself, I'm just very self aware.

Date: 2009-11-27 02:19 am (UTC)
gimmethemap: (Default)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
Welcome to the Barge. Make yourself at home.

MOST AWKWARDLY PHRASED PICK UP LINE EVER.

Date: 2009-11-28 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
I don't know, there's a reason why I high tailed it out of my home for this place. How about we make like we're in your home instead?

Date: 2009-11-28 02:50 am (UTC)
gimmethemap: (smirkysmirk)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
Well, considering I have no idea who you are, that might be a little less entertaining for you than you probably think it would be.

Date: 2009-11-28 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Seamus Zelazney Harper, exultant love god of the planet earth and pleased to meet you too.

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Without even missing a beat :c

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Rube: LAWL

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Re: Rube: LAWL

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Date: 2009-11-28 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onderhaus.livejournal.com
Welcome aboard, great, mighty, and modestly handsome Seamus Zelazney Harper.

Might want to think about a nickname. That's a fuckin' mouthful.

AUTOMATIC DISLIKE.

Date: 2009-11-28 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Hey, I just wear my credentials on my sleeve. It's Harper, to most people.

Rube's a lot classier than Harper :P

Date: 2009-11-28 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Uh, not if someone else might do it for me.

Why?

Date: 2009-11-28 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onderhaus.livejournal.com
We're getting a little light in the kitchen. You here as an inmate or a warden?

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