[Video clicks on! Harper is looking positively gleeful. It is obvious that he's done something. But what?]
Well gee, here's a network full of depressing son's of guns today. Some steal wigs, some ponder what they missed out on thanks to being born in the eighties, some ask pointed questions about the possibility of on barge suicide...
[Furtive look around, then he lifts a hand to the side of his mouth, and in a loud mock whisper, advises:]
The trick to it is, just piss your warden off really, really badly.
[And then the hand is dropped, and he's speaking normally again.]
...and some of us...
[QUICK AS A FLASH, HE WHIPS OUT SOMETHING LONG, HARD AND RED!]
...Restrung our bitchin' guitars!
[He plays a couple of victorious chords, and yes, it is indeed a guitar. Why, what did you think Harper was whipping out?]
And we are now officially taking requests! Bearing in mind that even a genius only has so much space in his head for classical music.
[Canon enough for me. And I promise to not go on hiatus and drop all my tags this time :c]
Well gee, here's a network full of depressing son's of guns today. Some steal wigs, some ponder what they missed out on thanks to being born in the eighties, some ask pointed questions about the possibility of on barge suicide...
[Furtive look around, then he lifts a hand to the side of his mouth, and in a loud mock whisper, advises:]
The trick to it is, just piss your warden off really, really badly.
[And then the hand is dropped, and he's speaking normally again.]
...and some of us...
[QUICK AS A FLASH, HE WHIPS OUT SOMETHING LONG, HARD AND RED!]
...Restrung our bitchin' guitars!
[He plays a couple of victorious chords, and yes, it is indeed a guitar. Why, what did you think Harper was whipping out?]
And we are now officially taking requests! Bearing in mind that even a genius only has so much space in his head for classical music.
[Canon enough for me. And I promise to not go on hiatus and drop all my tags this time :c]
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