ACCIDENTAL VIDEO
Jul. 30th, 2010 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deusexmechanic[When the camera clicks on, Harper is standing in front of the camera with no shirt on. He leans forward, apparently just sorta using it as a mirror, for the time being.
He hooks both thumbs under his jaw line, and pulls the skin there way back, trying to obliterate a non-existent double chin. Then he frowns, and releases. Next he sucks in his cheeks, JUST A LITTLE, like he's trying to accentuate his cheekbones. It just looks dumb though, so he quickly stops, letting out a mournful sigh as he does so.
He takes a couple of steps back, and puts his hands on his hips, pushing in perhaps a little harder than he needs too, trying to get his waist to look like it's a slightly more reasonable size. Then he turns side on, and sucks his stomach right in until his chest is pushed right out, and his actual stomach is kind of worryingly thin, but now his attention has strayed to his upper arms. His grossly obese upper arms, and since there's nothing you can do about your upper arms, Harper quickly snatches up a t-shirt and pulls it on. Then he looks back to the camera, and lets out a sound of utter frustration, before quickly pulling it off and looking for an alternative.
Eventually, he finds a black, long sleeved t-shirt which he pulls on and doesn't immediately reject. Turning to the side, he looks back to the camera, clearly trying to make a decision on it.]
[ooc: For the record, Harper's in pretty good shape, actually, possibly even slightly underweight. He looks the same as he does every day.]
He hooks both thumbs under his jaw line, and pulls the skin there way back, trying to obliterate a non-existent double chin. Then he frowns, and releases. Next he sucks in his cheeks, JUST A LITTLE, like he's trying to accentuate his cheekbones. It just looks dumb though, so he quickly stops, letting out a mournful sigh as he does so.
He takes a couple of steps back, and puts his hands on his hips, pushing in perhaps a little harder than he needs too, trying to get his waist to look like it's a slightly more reasonable size. Then he turns side on, and sucks his stomach right in until his chest is pushed right out, and his actual stomach is kind of worryingly thin, but now his attention has strayed to his upper arms. His grossly obese upper arms, and since there's nothing you can do about your upper arms, Harper quickly snatches up a t-shirt and pulls it on. Then he looks back to the camera, and lets out a sound of utter frustration, before quickly pulling it off and looking for an alternative.
Eventually, he finds a black, long sleeved t-shirt which he pulls on and doesn't immediately reject. Turning to the side, he looks back to the camera, clearly trying to make a decision on it.]
[ooc: For the record, Harper's in pretty good shape, actually, possibly even slightly underweight. He looks the same as he does every day.]
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:09 pm (UTC)Nothing!
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:16 pm (UTC)Oh my god-- Tell me that--
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How long had that been broadcasting for?
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:21 pm (UTC)Do not act as if it was accidental... I know what you desire.
IT SHALL NEVER WORK.
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From:AND NOW HE GOES TO SOB IN THE CORNER.
From:CRY, FOOL. >:| Threatening poor, innocent Aleera's virginity like that... For shame.
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:18 pm (UTC)Well this is abnormally blatant.
Video was killed the moment Aleera commented, so have a voice reply.
Date: 2010-07-30 10:23 pm (UTC)Oh god How do you feel about just pretending you never saw that?
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:25 pm (UTC)Voice
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From:Voice - LOL THAT ICON. Also, "grossly overinflated"? Good choice of words, Shego :c
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-30 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-30 10:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:23 pm (UTC)SHAME SHAME SHAME VOICE
Date: 2010-07-30 10:27 pm (UTC)POOOOOOR HARPER. More Scared Uhura Voice.
From:POOOOOOR UHURA as well :c
From:They are a bucket of pooooooor
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Date: 2010-07-30 10:52 pm (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2010-07-30 10:56 pm (UTC)[Audio] - Private
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From:[Audio] - Sorry, Morgan, ANY OTHER DAY HE'D URGE YOU TO COME CHECK HIM OUT NAKED.
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Date: 2010-07-30 11:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-30 11:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-07-30 11:08 pm (UTC)Voice, after a SWIFT VIDEO KILLING
Date: 2010-07-30 11:22 pm (UTC)I was just getting dressed.
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From:Private-Voice. After talking to Shego.
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Date: 2010-07-30 11:13 pm (UTC)[Pause. Was that mean? Oh god, that was mean. Not that he cares normally... NORMALLY. But right now, this doesn't sit well with him.]
That was a joke. I was just-- I was. Kidding.
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Date: 2010-07-30 11:25 pm (UTC)Yeah very funny, thanks a lot, Rex! You're not exactly an Adonis yourself, you know?
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From:NEVER TOO PUBLICALLY SAD TO TROLL YOU, INMATE.
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Date: 2010-07-30 11:28 pm (UTC)Imaginative comeback right here!
Date: 2010-07-30 11:37 pm (UTC)You're so wittyyyyyy.
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From:Private - See him get all defensive with you :c
From:Private - Hayley is a human being sometimes.
From:Private - She's being very good about his trauma! See him not believe her.
From:Private - strikes readable if trying
From:Private - STRIKES READ. You're not forgiven, but he's going to stop being completely hostile to you
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Date: 2010-07-30 11:56 pm (UTC)The LAST BEST HOPE FOR SEX... but he's too ashamed to even go for that.
Date: 2010-07-31 12:13 am (UTC)[Pause]
Hey Libby, what do you think of me? Honestly?
AWW HARPER D:
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From:he'll probably find a way to take this COMPLETELY BACKWARDS
From:TOO FAT, EVEN FOR LIBBY.
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From:2/2 - after talking to Martha
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Date: 2010-07-31 12:17 am (UTC)Uh, Mr. Harper? You seem to, um. ...Are you okay there?
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Date: 2010-07-31 12:30 am (UTC)I'm okay. Kind of mortified, but okay.
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