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deusexmechanic[Apropos of nothing, Harpers communicator suddenly starts playing this. It continues on for a while, without any apparent interference, before He apparently notices what's going on, at which point, you get to hear the fairly bemused voice of an engineer discovering the problem.]
What the hell is...
Uh, is anyone else's journal... playing catchy show tunes from the nineteen thirties? No? Just me? [He gives a sort of nervous laugh.] Okay, okay, that's good. That means that we've got a cause and effect thing here, rather than just one of those little things this place does for fun and profit. Lemme just...
[The song continues, while in the background there sounds the frantic tapping of a very confused engineer trying to work something out. After a couple of minutes, the song ends. Then starts again. Harper emits a small groan, before he gets back to the ancient engineer art of talking to himself. Sarcastically talking to himself.]
Oh, look who's worked out how to remotely secure and activate a piece of audio in my comm unit, I'm so impressed, ya freakin' smartass... Okay, ladies, gentlemen, miscellaneous, please excuse this brief interruption, we should be back to our scheduled programming in five, four, three, two...
[And on cue? The music ends.]
And with that? Show's over.
Rex? I'd like to formally thank you for playing against the undefeated champion, and wish you the very best of luck in round two.
[Ohhh, he sounds so smug. Rex? The date on your monitor just switched to a countdown. You have seven days.]
What the hell is...
Uh, is anyone else's journal... playing catchy show tunes from the nineteen thirties? No? Just me? [He gives a sort of nervous laugh.] Okay, okay, that's good. That means that we've got a cause and effect thing here, rather than just one of those little things this place does for fun and profit. Lemme just...
[The song continues, while in the background there sounds the frantic tapping of a very confused engineer trying to work something out. After a couple of minutes, the song ends. Then starts again. Harper emits a small groan, before he gets back to the ancient engineer art of talking to himself. Sarcastically talking to himself.]
Oh, look who's worked out how to remotely secure and activate a piece of audio in my comm unit, I'm so impressed, ya freakin' smartass... Okay, ladies, gentlemen, miscellaneous, please excuse this brief interruption, we should be back to our scheduled programming in five, four, three, two...
[And on cue? The music ends.]
And with that? Show's over.
Rex? I'd like to formally thank you for playing against the undefeated champion, and wish you the very best of luck in round two.
[Ohhh, he sounds so smug. Rex? The date on your monitor just switched to a countdown. You have seven days.]
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Rex doesn't remember sending you a virus :C
Date: 2010-06-16 11:13 pm (UTC)And 2/2, as he remembers shit
Date: 2010-06-16 11:19 pm (UTC)I wrote that programming when I was stoned. What's your excuse for this uninspired... [Rargh rargh it just descends into muttering as he dicks around with his comm.]
Punished for your happiness :c
Date: 2010-06-16 11:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-16 11:30 pm (UTC)I'm astounded. Truly. I feel I've learnt my lesson.
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Date: 2010-06-16 11:32 pm (UTC)Uh, you and I, we've not spoken before, have we?
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Date: 2010-06-17 12:05 am (UTC)And I'm mindful not to start if that dirge is suggestive of your tribe's melodies.
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Date: 2010-06-17 12:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-16 11:47 pm (UTC)Private - CASUAL SEX TIME?
Date: 2010-06-16 11:52 pm (UTC)Private - DING DING DING
Date: 2010-06-16 11:52 pm (UTC)Private
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From:Private - Annnnnd, over he comes to get his sex on.
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Date: 2010-06-17 12:16 am (UTC)By the way, that music is classic, even in my time.
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Date: 2010-06-17 01:18 am (UTC)And we as a people need to learn to understand that just because something is old does not mean it is good.
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Date: 2010-06-17 01:23 am (UTC)I have Ana's file. Nothing more than that, but it seems to be lacking somewhat. I was wondering what information you could give me about Rex that pertains to her. This also includes anything they've done on the Barge.
If you can spare the time.
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Date: 2010-06-17 12:43 am (UTC)Bad Loki! Bad!
Date: 2010-06-17 01:23 am (UTC)Muhahaha!
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Date: 2010-06-17 01:47 am (UTC)WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? Harper will sneak them into Rex's room :c
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Date: 2010-06-17 02:33 am (UTC)I feel sorry for the witch.
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Date: 2010-06-17 04:07 am (UTC)Don't worry though, she's got a sister who comes along and makes some munchkins eat their words.
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Date: 2010-06-17 11:32 am (UTC)I'm sure people were quite happy when I died, after all, though I think my sister probably did her best to...make them eat their words, as you say.