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Right, so, this is the Kumbaya flood, right? In which all the bloodthirsty maniacs of the world lay down their arms, and bury their hatchets, and cuddle up under the stars with a picnic and a bottle of champagne in the hopes of playing a midnight game of "pin the tail on the sentiments you're going to regret so freakin' much later".

[Slow clap]

Man, hands up who else is looking forward to the fall out for this one?

Date: 2010-05-29 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Yeah? You gonna tell me you haven't woken up with a case of the warm and fuzzies you're feeling poised to inflict on my inmate today?

Date: 2010-05-29 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattasteisthis.livejournal.com
I am not allowed to speak with him.

Date: 2010-05-29 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, good. Consider it to be an opportunity to diversify your creepy. Re-align your sleaziness targeting systems. Pick on someone your own size.

Enjoy the AFFECTION OF REJECTION.

Date: 2010-05-29 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Uhhh, no. If you'd employ some basic powers of observation, then you'd have noticed that I'm a good half a foot smaller than you. The new and improved, Super Genius: Compact.

You'd wanna go after someone big enough to knock those pointy teeth of yours back into your scull.
Edited Date: 2010-05-29 09:35 pm (UTC)

lolololol

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BEST DICK JOKE EVER.

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I AM SO SLOW. SORRY. D:

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Ew creepy. :/

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THE CREEPIEST

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Date: 2010-05-29 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
I hope some of this sticks, actually.

Date: 2010-05-29 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, if I were you, I wouldn't hold my breath for that. The sun goes down, the sun comes up, and in the morning we all remember how much we hate each other again.

Life goes on, everybody loses.

Date: 2010-05-29 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
Perhaps, certainly, if it were to end tomorrow, I wouldn't expect any lasting change, but if it lasts a while then people might consider the other person in a new light, even if 'friends' is a dim and distant possibility, or not possible at all. A tolerance might build.

Or active animosity could turn to 'never want to see you again'. I'd be happy enough with that.

Date: 2010-05-29 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Or in order to cover up the beautiful noble souls they showed each other, people decide to assert their badness again and beat the tar outta each other.

Date: 2010-05-29 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wandthief.livejournal.com
So it amuses you to see others in conflict?

Date: 2010-05-29 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
I'm just sayin', it's not exactly hard to see which way the wind's blowing here.

Date: 2010-05-30 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
For what? A bunch of assholes out there digging their own graves? Screw it, they'll live.

Date: 2010-05-30 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wandthief.livejournal.com
It sounds like you think they have control of their own minds, which they obviously don't during these magical floods.

Date: 2010-05-30 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
It sounds like you're taking this way, way too seriously. So people get friendly for three days, then afterward they descend into slap fights over it. Who cares?

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Date: 2010-05-29 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
That's a bit cynical.

Date: 2010-05-29 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
I like to think of it as a bit realistic.

Date: 2010-05-29 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Ohhhh I am placing money on who winds up destroying their cabin first after this one.

Date: 2010-05-29 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
Any preferance? I could offer you odds.

Date: 2010-05-29 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Well, we all know Howie's the Darkhorse in this race. Sam could go either way. There's a couple of powderkegs I've really got my eye on, though.

Date: 2010-05-29 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
Howie doesn't strike me as the room destroying type, but I take your point. Which Sam?

Which powderkegs might these be, and when can I start taking bets?
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Winchester. Tyler hasn't said anything. ...Does he even hate anyone? That guy always struck me as the "cop who just kinda tolerates the damn Barge" type.

That Irish guy's topping the list. Dean, if he's affected, could, but that depends on how far gone the bastard really is these days- he's probably due for a complete snap. Of course, these are just the guys making their big doe eyes for people they normally wanna dropkick obvious, so someone might come outta left field and surprise us all.

apparently so.

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Threadjack!

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Malcolm likes your style, Harper.

Date: 2010-05-30 12:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fuckitybye
Gonna check the kitchen stores after the dinner shift tonight and see if we got any fucking popcorn. Want some?

Harper is a STYLIN' GUY!

Date: 2010-05-30 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
We can sit back, in the warming glow of the post-flood fighting, and laugh.
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