deusexmechanic: (BRB WORKING)
[personal profile] deusexmechanic
Okay, I know this is a scary time for all of us, but I have the perfect plan on how to deal with this whole "Davros" problem!

All we need to do, is sneak up on him and tip him out of his wheelchair, then run away giggling.

It can't fail.

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:11 am (UTC)
gimmethemap: (frustrated)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
Ohh this isn't going to make him any less hostile, no...
Edited Date: 2010-02-25 02:12 am (UTC)

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Ah, but how's he going to act on that hostility when he's flailing around on the floor like a turtle on his back?

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:19 am (UTC)
gimmethemap: (keeping an eye on you)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
And how is he going to trust a Warden when he's assigned one?

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
The Admiral can assign him to whoever brings him back his wheelchair. That's some instant good will right there.
Edited Date: 2010-02-25 02:24 am (UTC)

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:28 am (UTC)
gimmethemap: (do what now?)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
Would you believe it if somebody mistreated you after you saw people conspiring to do it for laughs?

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
In other words: If I see one person conspiring to punch me in the face, then another one brings me an ice pack afterward, do I believe they're in cahoots?

Nah. I'm pretty paranoid, but even for me that's a little much.

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:38 am (UTC)
gimmethemap: (oh right)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
I'd also call you a good deal more sane and less universally disliked.

Re: Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Oh, come on Morgan, I was just lightening the mood with the very acceptable suggestion of childish bullying. You still love me, right?

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 03:12 am (UTC)
gimmethemap: (brain no worky)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
Just not quite in the joking mood yet, I don't think.

Everybody but Davros Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
And what, abusing a cripple wouldn't lift your spirits any?

Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withgreat-power.livejournal.com
I'm a fan of this plan.

We could stick baseball cards in his wheelchair spokes afterward, so we can always hear him coming. Maybe get him a little horn?



[Peter is in Spidey-Space and thinks this is the Greatest Plan Ever]

Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
We could give him a little hat with bells on it!

[It IS a great idea!]

Re: Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withgreat-power.livejournal.com
Could his Warden have a matching hat with little bells? Maybe all Wardens and Inmates should have matching hats. And t-shirts.

[It is. Peter is totally down for Davros harassment]

Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

Date: 2010-02-25 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Hey, bullying one old man is within my expertise, but clothing the entire barge? Screw that noise.

Filtered away from Davros

Date: 2010-02-25 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com
Or yell insults at him while sitting halfway up a flight of stairs.

Filtered away from Davros

Date: 2010-02-25 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Now now, we'll have only productive suggestions here!

Filtered away from Davros

Date: 2010-02-25 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com
Sorry, wheelchair tipping it is.

He thinks Davros is cool, okay :c

Date: 2010-02-25 02:56 am (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Rex - What the shit is this.)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
Your sensitivity towards the handicapped is astounding.

Weirdo grossfaces unite!

Date: 2010-02-25 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Hey, he's handicapable!

Date: 2010-02-25 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] great-healer.livejournal.com
Mr Harper... Your consideration is as touching as it is memorable.

Date: 2010-02-25 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Yeah, yeah, I'm just awash with the milk of human kindness.

Date: 2010-02-25 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] great-healer.livejournal.com
And arrogance...
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I don't even know who this Davros guy is and I fully support this plan, 'cause from the way everyone's acting, I'd say he deserves it.

GO TEAM!

Date: 2010-02-25 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Right! And the best way to undermine the fear instilled by... well, just about anyone, is to play keep away with his only method of mobility! It's what's best for everyone involved!

IT'S AMORAL FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Date: 2010-02-25 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Why is no one accepting this plan? Aside from that, uh... Whole morality thing.

Date: 2010-02-25 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deusexmechanic.livejournal.com
Hey, it's moral! Ends justifies the means! If we piss off one weird old guy everyone hates, the rest of the barge is happy! Everybody wins!

Date: 2010-02-25 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Good point. I like the way you think!

Date: 2010-02-25 03:56 am (UTC)
yourunichase: (Yay gun)
From: [personal profile] yourunichase
I fucking love this plan.

best warden ever.

Date: 2010-02-25 04:13 am (UTC)
everylittlegirl: (genuine smiley times (hardy candy))
From: [personal profile] everylittlegirl
Hilarious.

Date: 2010-02-25 04:17 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-25 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stilladoctor.livejournal.com
Maybe kick him before you leave.

For good measure.

Date: 2010-02-25 08:16 am (UTC)

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