Private to his inmate
Jan. 11th, 2010 03:07 pmUh, Rex? Hey, I just wanted to let you know, I might not be totally around for a little while. I mean, nothing's wrong, I just...
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Spencer Reid's trying to kill me.
I don't know why, he's crazy, but until this stupid flood blows over I'm going to have to lay low for a little while, so you're going to have to take care of yourself, okay champ?
You'll do real good, just remember, if anyone gives you any flack, don the hood and let Doctor Hawk drive for a while. They'll back off. Probably.
[Private to the Admiral]
Please give my inmate a hawk? An obedient one, that won't freak him out too much, okay?
Thank you.
And also, please quit it with this stupid freaakin' flood already.
...
Spencer Reid's trying to kill me.
I don't know why, he's crazy, but until this stupid flood blows over I'm going to have to lay low for a little while, so you're going to have to take care of yourself, okay champ?
You'll do real good, just remember, if anyone gives you any flack, don the hood and let Doctor Hawk drive for a while. They'll back off. Probably.
[Private to the Admiral]
Please give my inmate a hawk? An obedient one, that won't freak him out too much, okay?
Thank you.
And also, please quit it with this stupid freaakin' flood already.
Best Warden EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER.
Date: 2010-01-11 03:47 pm (UTC)After the flood? THIS GOOD WARDENING IS ALL OVER.
Date: 2010-01-11 04:28 pm (UTC)Private 1/2
Date: 2010-01-11 04:16 pm (UTC)Are you going to be okay?
Private 2/2 - And a little bit later
Date: 2010-01-11 04:17 pm (UTC)Hey, Harper?
I think I drove a girl to drinking.
Private
Date: 2010-01-11 04:30 pm (UTC)Really? That's great! See, you're more evil every day!
Private
Date: 2010-01-11 04:42 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2010-01-11 04:52 pm (UTC)Private - Cobra Commander will wussily punch something when this is over
Date: 2010-01-11 04:54 pm (UTC)Thanks, Harper.
Private - Punch the air, Doctor Hawk! It can't hurt your fist!
Date: 2010-01-11 04:56 pm (UTC)